If you've ever felt ashamed returning an armful of unread library books, know that you aren't alone. I leave a trail of half-read books behind me, and many others get only a longing sigh and lingering gaze without even a glimpse between the covers. Herein are some titles I keep checking out but can never seem to find free time for; this is a grab bag of weirdness from all across MCL. I'll get around to them one day, I swear!